// Caffeine //
I am easily affected by caffeine, because I don’t have it often.
So two cups of black tea = me itching to jump out of my seat and run laps around the hospital.
// That awkward moment//
when someone uses the phrase, “let’s get down to business” and now all you want to do is defeat the huns.
(Source: randopop, via cometcloud)
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me:
The kitchen is so clean! I wasn't expecting this.
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boyfriend:
I know. It looks good.
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me:
You didn't cook at all while I was gone, did you?
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boyfriend:
Nope. Ate out for every meal.
// Summer//
When I said I was fine to drive with the windows down, I assumed we were going through the city and not doing 80mph on the highway!
// cookies//
I just shamelessly bribed residents with cookies if they completed my survey so I can have more data for my abstract.
NO REGRETS.
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me:
Do you notice anything different about me?
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my sister:
Umm... your eyebrows are uneven?
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me:
Seriously?? They're the same, I just got them waxed!
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my sister:
Oh. Well. Maybe you could get your money back.
Sunset from my apartment. Detroit, Michigan.
and then I went to med school
